Radial: Valentine's Day [Take Two]

This time, Alex means to do it properly.

Last year's Valentine's Day was derailed, but this time Alex has a foolproof plan: threaten the local Skilled into compliance, then take his ever-oblivious dark elf colleague — and lover — Milos home, cook a nice meal, and then spend hours having his wicked way with him.

Such a shame that fate has other plans: now he has to figure out how to prevent a honey-tongue from wreaking havoc among happy Valentiners, and get them delivered to the office, paperwork done, and then home in time for his perfect evening. But the informant isn't being particularly informative and the culprit won't stay still long enough for Alex to apprehend them.

At least it should all be straightforward once he catches them... right?

He's going to get Milos home in time for that perfect evening... right?

Genre: Modern Fantasy
Contains: Violence, profanity, moderate sexual contact, fluff